glunker

A stupid but endearing looking creature.

Person 1: Hey, look at that cat!
Person 2: Yeah, it looks like such a glunker!

glunker by mostindubitably October 30, 2023

glunker

An elderly individual that has a mole that resembles that of an iceberg on fire.

The Glunker went to the dermatologist but nothing counld be done because he was too old and the dermatologist was afraid that the glunker might eat him.

glunker by BGlunker November 15, 2003

gunkerblasted 

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.

Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈

gunkerblasted by Winterq July 6, 2022

grunkeradke 

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

grunkeradke by Leannan September 6, 2006

Poo Gunker 

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

Poo Gunker by ket. February 16, 2017

glurker 

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Gunker 

A Gothic/punk raver.

Tend to be underage, wear corset-like tops and/or other revealing clothing (think ripped tutus and tights), and far too much make up. May also enjoy drama and other attention-seeking behaviors, which can often be observed through the over-use of "poor and vulnerable me" story lines.

Wow did you see/hear that (what is presumably but not always a) girl?!? Ugh, what a Gunker!

Gunker by TwiKy November 15, 2010