The Glunker went to the dermatologist but nothing counld be done because he was too old and the dermatologist was afraid that the glunker might eat him.
Tend to be underage, wear corset-like tops and/or other revealing clothing (think ripped tutus and tights), and far too much make up. May also enjoy drama and other attention-seeking behaviors, which can often be observed through the over-use of "poor and vulnerable me" story lines.
Wow did you see/hear that (what is presumably but not always a) girl?!? Ugh, what a Gunker!