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glompdick 

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.
Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.
glompdick by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014
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Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.
Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
noun, one who receives a glomp; (more specifically) the person on the receiving side of a glomp
Jane saw John and exclaimed that he would be her glompee and then glompped John.
Glompee by CheeseStorm March 4, 2007
To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.
Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.
Glooped by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

glombed on 

1. glombed on.
When a person inserts himself into a group activity when he hasn't been officially invited.

2. glombed on. To get a ride from someone who is going to an event after finding out that another person is driving there and other people you know are going in their car.
He glombed on to the group of kids going to see the movie.

She glombed on a ride from Robert when she found out he was driving Alicia and Will to the Radiohead concert.
glombed on by QueenofKings May 26, 2009

Rhompy Stomp Glomper 

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.
Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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