Glomper

A Jewish person with blue eyes and blonde hair

Yo I heard Jessica is a glomper.
Ye she's a Jew but with blue eyes and blonde hair.

by Big papa miku April 24, 2017

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

gloyper

A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.

Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!

by Gloyper December 3, 2021

glampers

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

gloopered

Another word for being zinkied

“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”

by tweeezzer February 3, 2022

Glommer

Someone who steals or is quick to act greedy.

Me: I made 6 cheese burgers and put them over there. Where the hell did they go?

My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.

Me: Hes so grimey.

by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009

gromper

A gromper is a unseen creature that lives in holes or caves known as "gromper holes." They are typically active at night and low light hours especially in sparcley populated areas. Their activities range from mischievous trickery to the occasional kidnaping and eating of lost travelers.

"Stay away from there, that's a gromper hole if I've ever seen one."

"Don't go outside or a gromper might get you"

by My'vatn May 14, 2017