Ssewankambo's definitions

Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.

That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.

by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021

Nonce cunt

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt

Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt

by Ssewankambo November 6, 2020

Manky flange

Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.

Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.

by Ssewankambo December 7, 2020

Sweaty little cunt

This phrase is used as an insult when someone is clearly better than you at a game, but you can’t come to terms with how bad you are. Often followed by “fuck this shit game” or “there’s no way he’s had sex”.

This prick has just scored another goal, the sweaty little cunt.

by Ssewankambo December 4, 2020

Prislunt

A mix between Prick, Slut, and Cunt. This word is used to describe someone who is not only of questionable crotch cleanliness, but is also incredibly rude and annoying.

Person 1: Did you see how Helen was acting in the work meeting yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she was railed by the Janitor minutes before, she’s such a prislunt

by Ssewankambo December 10, 2020

Slunt

Someone who is half slut, half cunt.

Helen is a slunt

by Ssewankambo December 4, 2020

Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.

Helen is fit as front door.

by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020