This phrase is used as an insult when someone is clearly better than you at a game, but you can’t come to terms with how bad you are. Often followed by “fuck this shit game” or “there’s no way he’s had sex”.
by Ssewankambo December 04, 2020

Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.
Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
by Ssewankambo December 07, 2020

Jake is a prickunt
by Ssewankambo November 03, 2020

by Ssewankambo November 06, 2020

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021

Someone who is one third Prick, one third Slut, and one third Cunt. As well as being a prickunt, they looovee to call 999 and fake an illness just to get an ambulance to the hospital and shag the entire hospital’s janitor department in the caretakers cupboard.
Helen is a Prislunt
by Ssewankambo December 04, 2020

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.
by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020
