Ssewankambo's definitions
Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
Get the Fit as front doormug. This phrase is used as an insult when someone is clearly better than you at a game, but you can’t come to terms with how bad you are. Often followed by “fuck this shit game” or “there’s no way he’s had sex”.
by Ssewankambo December 4, 2020
Get the Sweaty little cuntmug. Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.
Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
by Ssewankambo December 7, 2020
Get the Manky flangemug. When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.
by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021
Get the Rhompy Stomp Glompermug. A mix between Prick, Slut, and Cunt. This word is used to describe someone who is not only of questionable crotch cleanliness, but is also incredibly rude and annoying.
Person 1: Did you see how Helen was acting in the work meeting yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she was railed by the Janitor minutes before, she’s such a prislunt
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she was railed by the Janitor minutes before, she’s such a prislunt
by Ssewankambo December 10, 2020
Get the Prisluntmug. 