Sweaty little cunt

This phrase is used as an insult when someone is clearly better than you at a game, but you can’t come to terms with how bad you are. Often followed by “fuck this shit game” or “there’s no way he’s had sex”.
This prick has just scored another goal, the sweaty little cunt.
by Ssewankambo December 04, 2020
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Manky flange

Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.
Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
by Ssewankambo December 07, 2020
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Prickunt

Jake is a prickunt
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Nonce cunt

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt
Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt
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Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
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Prislunt

Someone who is one third Prick, one third Slut, and one third Cunt. As well as being a prickunt, they looovee to call 999 and fake an illness just to get an ambulance to the hospital and shag the entire hospital’s janitor department in the caretakers cupboard.
Helen is a Prislunt
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Fit as fuck slut

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.
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