Definitions by Ssewankambo
Rhompy Stomp Glomper
When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.
Rhompy Stomp Glomper by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021
Fat fucking ludge
A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
Fat fucking ludge by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021
Fit as front door
Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
Fit as front door by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
Prislunt
A mix between Prick, Slut, and Cunt. This word is used to describe someone who is not only of questionable crotch cleanliness, but is also incredibly rude and annoying.
Person 1: Did you see how Helen was acting in the work meeting yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she was railed by the Janitor minutes before, she’s such a prislunt
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she was railed by the Janitor minutes before, she’s such a prislunt
Prislunt by Ssewankambo December 10, 2020
Manky flange
Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.
Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
Manky flange by Ssewankambo December 7, 2020
Prislunt
Someone who is one third Prick, one third Slut, and one third Cunt. As well as being a prickunt, they looovee to call 999 and fake an illness just to get an ambulance to the hospital and shag the entire hospital’s janitor department in the caretakers cupboard.
Helen is a Prislunt
Prislunt by Ssewankambo December 4, 2020