Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG 1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.
“The girl kicked the man in the no-no square, causing his glowdick to glow after being cracked.”
a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers
ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”
The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.
I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.