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Glowdick 

Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG
1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.
“The girl kicked the man in the no-no square, causing his glowdick to glow after being cracked.”
Glowdick by BramShlam July 30, 2020
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Glowdick 

Glow dick (n):

a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers
ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”
Glowdick by Fournder November 16, 2016

Glowdicking 

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.
I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

glowdick 

When a man puts a glow stick inside of his penis, and it glows.
Man, having a glowdick does seem aesthetically pleasing.
glowdick by reseeee April 12, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026