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(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.

Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.

glompdick by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014

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Glowdick

Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG
1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.

“The girl kicked the man in the no-no square, causing his glowdick to glow after being cracked.”

Glowdick by BramShlam July 30, 2020

Related Words

glompdick • Glowdick • Glowdicking • Gimp Dick • glock dick • Goup Dick

Glowdick

Glow dick (n):

a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers

ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”

Glowdick by Fournder November 16, 2016

Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.

I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

Glowdicking by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015

glowdick

When a man puts a glow stick inside of his penis, and it glows.

Man, having a glowdick does seem aesthetically pleasing.

glowdick by reseeee April 12, 2021

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026