Gloink 

To scarf down or consume in haste.

Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.

Gloink by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

glinkelfloinkadoink 

kniodakniolfleknilg backwards.

Glinkelfloinkadoink is kniodakniolfleknilg backwards.

glinkelfloinkadoink by Dan Weyandt January 7, 2020

glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

glonk 

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

goinked 

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.

Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.

goinked by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019

Gloonkey 

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

Gloonkey by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006