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goinked

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.
Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.
by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019
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Goinked

Tyler: Did you hear what happened to stacy?

Tony: Oh yea that was me who goinked her
by Craze-rake January 11, 2020
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Ginked

Ginked is normally used to describe the condition of a Ginker car (see Ginker) in East Brunswick, NJ in the 70s. The first thing any self respecting Ginker did to his car upon newly acquiring it is to gink it. This usually entails making the exhaust as load as possible, jacking up the rear end to install the largest tires that will fit or just fit with some rubbing of the fenders. As the stages progress other Ginker items are added in the effort to make the car faster. Chrome was always a favorite, even if it has no effect on overall performance. Chrome valve covers, diff cover and alternator were common. Primer spots or entire primer paint jobs typically adorned the bodies of the Ginker car. Most Ginkers preferred to gink a high performance car like a Mustang or a Camaro, but a true Ginker could gink just about anything if the funds were not available to get the most desirable car. Vegas, Pintos, Gremlins and even 4 door Mom cars could be seen ginked and parked in the Ginker parking

area along the back of the East Brunswick High school. This parking area was from the back gate along the road and to the side parking lot near the auto shop classroom. Some say the term Ginker actually came from the sound their cars made as they drove over the many speed bumps placed on the road that encircled the school. Most Ginker cars had traction bars mount to the rear axle and these bars would slap the underside of the car when big bumps were hit making a sort of gink gink noise.
My friend just purchased a nice"66 Mustang from a used car lot. I'm sure he will have it ginked within the week.
by TheShoe5 January 17, 2014
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goonked

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015
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Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.
Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??
by Mliv July 4, 2020
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Gonked

An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying
"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"
by gyaradocious September 5, 2019
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Goinker

Usually a fat person. There habbits include eating lardo and lying on the couch watching American Chopper. Often makes loud noises for no apparent reason.
Hey Ash, did you see Tony over there, he's such a goinker.
by Gorgon44 June 6, 2010
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