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Gloinks are creatures that can grab any object and make it stick to them. They appear to live in some sort of cave like area with the Gloink Queen.

Gloinks can come in a variety of colors and shapes, such as stars, circles, cubes, and bowling pins.

Gloinks can mess with the Amazing Digital Circus gang and with other objects. They can make objects stick together and to them.

"GOD WILL BE GLOINKS!"

Gloinks by XDDCC12345 December 6, 2023

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gloinkers

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Person 1: Cloiners, gloinkers.
Person 2: Ur such a Gloinkers

gloinkers by gloinkers October 27, 2022

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Gloins

hybrid of GLOWING LOINS - when your loins are so hot for mcluvin they are glowing, and any/every port in the storm will do; additionally they are burning so bright you swear other people can actually see them

My gloins are so bright I just got approached by 2 separate guys in the produce section

I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!

Gloins by ShadeZz November 22, 2011

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Gloinky

When she sploinkin on your doink

She Gloinky on me right now

Gloinky by TheMiIkMan1000 October 18, 2023

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Gloinking

Gloinking is a slang term for stealing. It's a reference to how the Gloinks from The Amazing Digital Circus steal thongs.

Issac, stop gloinking my cookies, dude!

Gloinking by BfdiSimone February 15, 2024

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gloinkitude

A percentage of alcohol in your bloodstream

"How much gloinkitude are you on?"

"i dont knowsurfahjrfSHIURGTiuykSFDGkjhH"

gloinkitude by Bonken15 godseeker November 11, 2024

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Gloink

To scarf down or consume in haste.

Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.

Gloink by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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