Gloinks

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Gloinks are creatures that can grab any object and make it stick to them. They appear to live in some sort of cave like area with the Gloink Queen.

Gloinks can come in a variety of colors and shapes, such as stars, circles, cubes, and bowling pins.

Gloinks can mess with the Amazing Digital Circus gang and with other objects. They can make objects stick together and to them.

"GOD WILL BE GLOINKS!"

Gloinks by XDDCC12345 December 6, 2023

Words you can keep

gloinkers

glonnard, chonnard, stonnard, bloinkers, glonney, stonch, dinch, cloppard, clobbert, glonart, stibbey, glooch, condle, stondlebottom, globbleworth, nonchard, stochard, flobbard, gloiners, glonchard, blonchard, globbert, gondlechard, glonners, stochers, tonchard, conchard, wonchard, jonchard, lonchard, the, floiners, floncher, glob, plonchard, fondart, gloinle, globle, stonnery, glockles, fonch, fronch, clobberstone, fobbart, globbart, stobbart

Person 1: Cloiners, gloinkers.
Person 2: Ur such a Gloinkers

gloinkers by gloinkers October 27, 2022

Related Words

Gloinks • Gloinky • gloinkers • Gloinking • gloinkitude • Gloin

Gloins

hybrid of GLOWING LOINS - when your loins are so hot for mcluvin they are glowing, and any/every port in the storm will do; additionally they are burning so bright you swear other people can actually see them

My gloins are so bright I just got approached by 2 separate guys in the produce section

I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!

Gloins by ShadeZz November 22, 2011

Gloinky

When she sploinkin on your doink

She Gloinky on me right now

Gloinky by TheMiIkMan1000 October 18, 2023

Gloinking

Gloinking is a slang term for stealing. It's a reference to how the Gloinks from The Amazing Digital Circus steal thongs.

Issac, stop gloinking my cookies, dude!

Gloinking by BfdiSimone February 15, 2024

gloinkitude

A percentage of alcohol in your bloodstream

"How much gloinkitude are you on?"

"i dont knowsurfahjrfSHIURGTiuykSFDGkjhH"

gloinkitude by Bonken15 godseeker November 11, 2024

Gloink

To scarf down or consume in haste.

Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.

Gloink by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026