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Gloinks are creatures that can grab any object and make it stick to them. They appear to live in some sort of cave like area with the Gloink Queen.

Gloinks can come in a variety of colors and shapes, such as stars, circles, cubes, and bowling pins.

Gloinks can mess with the Amazing Digital Circus gang and with other objects. They can make objects stick together and to them.
"GOD WILL BE GLOINKS!"
Gloinks by XDDCC12345 December 6, 2023
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gloinkers 

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Person 1: Cloiners, gloinkers.
Person 2: Ur such a Gloinkers
gloinkers by gloinkers October 27, 2022
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hybrid of GLOWING LOINS - when your loins are so hot for mcluvin they are glowing, and any/every port in the storm will do; additionally they are burning so bright you swear other people can actually see them
My gloins are so bright I just got approached by 2 separate guys in the produce section

I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!
Gloins by ShadeZz November 22, 2011
When she sploinkin on your doink
She Gloinky on me right now
Gloinky by TheMiIkMan1000 October 18, 2023

Gloinking 

Gloinking is a slang term for stealing. It's a reference to how the Gloinks from The Amazing Digital Circus steal thongs.
Issac, stop gloinking my cookies, dude!
Gloinking by BfdiSimone February 15, 2024

gloinkitude 

A percentage of alcohol in your bloodstream
"How much gloinkitude are you on?"

"i dont knowsurfahjrfSHIURGTiuykSFDGkjhH"
gloinkitude by Bonken15 godseeker November 11, 2024
Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.
Gloink by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025