Gloinking
Gloinking is a slang term for stealing. It's a reference to how the Gloinks from The Amazing Digital Circus steal thongs.
Gloinking by BfdiSimone February 15, 2024
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Glocking
To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.
Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021
glonging
To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.
A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.
Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.
Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019
Goinking Cream
Goinking Cream by Meme_lord415 May 6, 2019
Glanking
The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)
Glanking by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011
Groining
1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.
2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.
2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.
1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!
2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!
2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!
Groining by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.