Gloato

An interesting photo sent via social media to friends/family (ie skiing, hill climbing, by sea, sailing) and the recipient is stuck at work, doing school run,

Lovely gloato, I’m not really jealous!

Gloato by JulesG May 7, 2019

glotograph 

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto

That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.

glotograph by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009

Gloatbook 

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.

Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook

Gloatbook by cherryblossom November 8, 2012

goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Goato 

An incriminating photo of a person/ persons engaged in intimate relations with a goat.

How did he get the promotion?

He's go a Goato of the boss.

Goato by Scando February 26, 2009

GLOAT 

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.

Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.

GLOAT by GLOAT February 15, 2022

Gloat 

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

Gloat by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005