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The act of being beyond intoxicated by alcohol.
An older saying used by Australians
"mate, old mate was so glotto last night, how did he even get home"
Glotto by pylekeach October 8, 2021
Related Words

Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.
Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

ganja glutton 

1. someone who smokes WAY more than what is needed to get SUPER high because he/she has a HUGE supply of weed

2. someone who pigs out on weed
After Bob picked up an ounce of da purps he smoked a joint, bowls from his pipe, bong, and hookah, and then did two g-bong rips. That motherfucker is such a ganja glutton.
ganja glutton by Katt Rachmany December 17, 2011

glotograph 

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
glotograph by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009
pronounced GLUH-toe (rhymes with "What? Oh!")

1. a social media outlet that answers "What are the best eats & drinks for ME?"; an online place for people that love food and drink

2. a shortened and more playful version of the word "gluttony"
Guy 1: Man, I have no idea where to take this super hot girl to dinner. I really want to impress her.
Guy 2: Check her profile on Glutto.
Guy 1: Genius! Yeah, I just checked it and found out she's a vegetarian and wants to check out this restaurant in the city!
Guy 2: You're welcome.
Glutto by K2maj24 August 25, 2011
A glutton is a person who eats an extreme amount of food and following this is either unable to move or runs directly to the toilet to vomit. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins.
Pablo is an utter glutton. He ate 21 muscles while doing his newd n lewd dance. You sir are an utter glutton!
Glutton by Monyellious August 31, 2006