Gloath

A conversational response used to express approval, agreement, or describe something that is great.

"Hey Mike are you keen for a free pizza?"
"Fuckin' gloath."

"Omg this pizza tastes awesome."
"Gloath to that!"

by Graham Hume July 3, 2014

gloath

the noun gloath refers to a choad (chode) with a foreskin.

wow i didnt know grant had a gloath!

by roosss May 6, 2011

Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.

Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook

by cherryblossom November 8, 2012

GLOAT

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.

Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.

by GLOAT February 15, 2022

Gloat

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

gloathy

A very big item. It has a rough texture to it, and is mostly used when describing turd logs. It has the texture of a load of bread and is hefty, but floats in water. You can also use it to describe a boat.

Guy 1: I just made a huge gloathy turd in the toilet.

Guy 2: You probably clogged it!

Guy 1: I sure did

by Gloathy November 12, 2019

goathog

(n), one word, A large juicy penis that enters the rear

Lube up, here comes my goathog.
That whore really can take the ole Goathog

by crackbabyabortions July 27, 2016