GLOAT

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.

Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.

by GLOAT February 15, 2022

Gloat

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

gloat

Euphamistically kicking a man when he is down. Especially when you just beat him in some competition. Rubbing it in. Boasting in order to make the loser feel bad.

Jimmy beat Joe into second place and then proceeded to gloat about it.

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.

"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

GLOAT

To brag about one's achievement's. Either it is his/her or their team.Even better when other peoples teams have failed and maybe even cheated miserably.

Fk you..I did leave enough room though to gloat about being in the Champions League Super 16...aayyyeee

by ShuggyBear December 8, 2012

Gloat

Greatest Legend of All Time. G.L.O.A.T is used an acronym. Evolution of the Goat or Goated. Mainly used for future Hall of Famers or someone whom is known for their craft.

Ted: Ninja is such a goat.
Jack: He is truly going to GLOAT.
Jennifer: Been goat in midst of his gaming career.
Ted: Most certainly will be a GLOAT someday!

by Evan Summers April 14, 2020

GLOAT

Greatest Loser of All Time

Tom Brady is the GLOAT.

by AntiNEPatriots January 20, 2019