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gloaters 

Toes that glow.
Kailum-“why the fuck is Ellie’s toes glowing”
Killian-“I know mate got pure gloaters her”
gloaters by Killian an kailum December 1, 2018
A gloater is someone that tends to mock or taunt someone after claiming a sort of victory over them or beating them at something.
Robert beat Nick at a game of Monopoly and then proceeded to mock him like a gloater.
Gloater by Chops2006 July 1, 2023

Dictionary Gloater 

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.
Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

gloateus maximus 

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.
Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.
gloateus maximus by parkca01 February 23, 2011
A friendship where people watch Game of Thronrs together.
- Hey bae, do yoo want to watch GoT?
-Hell ya!
- Now we are goaters.
Goaters by Y'all know March 10, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026