Glitterized

to dip a penis in glitter and slap your girlfriend or friend with it in an unfriendly manner.

I glitterized Jenna last night.

by A hot mexican September 16, 2005

Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

glitterine

1. A substance that replaces the lack of melanine that vegetarian vampires have. While melanine allows people to survive in direct sunlight, glitterine allows vegetarian vampires to glow like disco balls.

Edward Cullen's glitterine-infested skin blinded the fags who watched his movie.

by J.K. Growlin' December 16, 2008

Glitterfied

When something has been covered with glitter.

Look at that glitterfied mug.

by S Sparkling S June 20, 2023

Glittered Tights

Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.

Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."

by 5'5 beast August 30, 2009

Glitterfied

A term describing a man as being blinded by the beauty of a woman with a, "glitter pussy." In other words, "whipped." He finds a woman so sexy, that he is almost in shock and is in an obsessive state-almost stalkerish.

"That sex was so good last night, that I might be glitterfied by this girl."

by Stephknee August 28, 2008

Glittered her kitten

To perform anal sex on a woman and then fuck her pussy

Last night was great, I was doing her up the arse then I glittered her kitten!!

by bridgettheperv June 19, 2009