A term describing a man as being blinded by the beauty of a woman with a, "glitter pussy." In other words, "whipped." He finds a woman so sexy, that he is almost in shock and is in an obsessive state-almost stalkerish.
Being so mad and disgruntled at something that you throw a fit, but you are still great, so you get glitter. But what you're mad at doesn't. Usually used by gay males.
My friend borrowed my favorite shirt and never gave it back. I threw a freaking glitterfit.
I threw a glitterfit when my parents said I couldn't throw a party.
If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"
This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.
Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?
For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.
It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.
While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).