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noun.

compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".

The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."

"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"

"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"

"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"

"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 14, 2005
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A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".

Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".
"What the FUNT!?!"
"I look like a funtin' prat!"
"GET THE FUNTIN' FUNTWIPE!"
by Robert Beech February 11, 2008
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A hybrid of the words "fucking" and "cunt."

Used as an insult
Paul: look at that funt over there texting during a movie!

Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!

Paul: but not because of his race.

Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.

Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?

Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.

Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?

Lenny: how do you mean?

Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.

Lenny: so what now?

Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.

Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.

Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.

Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.
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Plain and simply... Fuckin' Cunt!
Interchangable with Cunt, more offensive, yet less impactful.
by Mike Lowe July 09, 2003
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