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Person 1 and 2: can i have cookies
Person 3: no
Person 4: come on give'm the cookies
by WhyAmIOnHere?? November 1, 2019
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Give'm the Uni.

An improvised percussive attitude reconfiguration, delivered cranially via any scrap segment of UniStrut between 22 and 36" in length.
"He was late three times this week and didn't bring coffee for the crew? Says here in Section 12, Subsection 11.2 of the Foreman's Manual of Standard Site Procedures: "That's it, give'm the Uni."
by N0m-d3-Plum3 January 25, 2022
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G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!)

Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!
by Orenthal James June 3, 2010
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Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.
Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"
by sexpixie June 22, 2008
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When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021
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A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".
"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"
by Supermajic September 10, 2005
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