30 definitions by Pompatus of Love

Caboose

The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.

We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Scum fucker

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!

God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Countdown

The last 10 seconds before liftoff i.e., bustin' a nut.

I had been pumping so long and so hard, she knew the countdown had begun.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Bareback Rider

A guy who refuses to wear a condom.

Man, I told that bitch, "I don't wear no glove; never worn a party hat. I'm a bareback rider from way back...always will be"!!!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Cutting the rug

Trimming pubic hairs.

I hoped he'd be going down on me, so I took plenty of time cutting the rug.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Entering the Queendom

Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.

After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016