30 definitions by Pompatus of Love

Entering the Queendom

Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.

After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Cutting the rug

Trimming pubic hairs.

I hoped he'd be going down on me, so I took plenty of time cutting the rug.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Budship

A name reserved only for your best male friend with no sex involved. You guys have Budship.

Of course I'm depressed Debbie wouldn't see me. Thanks for coming over and cheering me up Budship!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Caboose

The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.

We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Queendom

A vagina.

She's so fine, I dream of one day entering the Queendom.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016