Gismond

A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

Gismandem

A nickname for famous celebrity Giselle which means that she’s the don or god.

Yo gismandem what we saying, what’s happening

by Cyamonn May 11, 2021

gisondi

The smexiest last name to ever exist

Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019

gizmondo

A brilliant idea for a portable device that could've been great and brought augmented reality to a whole new level. But sadly had some dumbasses managing the money and totally bombed.

The gizmondo coulda been great, too bad it sucked out loud.

by Angus MacD May 14, 2006

gizmondo

An example of how people can make a good idea, make the product, and make it crap.

Oh no, we've done a gizmondo!

by Elmand May 12, 2007

gizmondo

A gadget or machine that may seem cool when it first comes out, but ends up sucking so hard that you feel ashamed to even invest a friggin' penny on this piece of shit.

I got a whopping $3 for my gizmondo on Ebay.

by The D-Man November 24, 2006

Gimondopotamus

A cross between Gigantic, Mondo, and Hippopotamus. Used to denote something of extreme magnitude.

"Holy shit, do you see that fucking Gimondopotamus guy? He eats midgets for recreation."
"Yeah dude, that's friggin umdiculous."

by miguelito rojo November 6, 2005