Definitions by Funky.Chunky.Monkey

Chalkery 

When you melt butter on your hands and spank someone at maximum effieciency

Him: If I hit a homerun here I get a free chalkery

Her: Deal, you're buns

Him: *Hits piss missile 850 feet*

Her: Crap

Him: A deal is deal

*excessive cry and scream*

Chalkery by Funky.Chunky.Monkey November 26, 2021

Tingo

When you tickle a squirrel's ear and he throws nuts at you.

Her: Why are you all pelted and carrying nuts?
Me: I just did a Tingo!

Tingo by Funky.Chunky.Monkey March 24, 2021

Oh daddy poo 

When your with your daddy (any kind) and he sharts

Daddy: *sharts*

Her:Oh daddy poo! What a big one you got there

Oh daddy poo by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 17, 2019

gisondi

The smexiest last name to ever exist

Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy

gisondi by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019