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Noob hacker basher gismone are usually one of these

gismone by Banterm8 September 16, 2014

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Gismond

A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

Gismond by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

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gismondi

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

gismondi by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

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Gasmoney

When you're fueling up your car and someone will come up to you and ask if they can have sex with you for the duration that you are fueling your car. If you say yes they will pay the money needed to pay for the gas.

Hey, do you want to gasmoney?

hey I saw you gasmoneying last night

Gasmoney by poobahminus February 17, 2018

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Gismondi’d

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

Gismondi’d by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

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gasmoneyawaz

A person who is always determined to finish writing his songs and will blow up one day

Gasmoneyawaz is amazing

gasmoneyawaz by Gasmoneyawaz November 21, 2021

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Gismondisexual

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

Gismondisexual by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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