gismone

Absolute nob head

Noob hacker basher gismone are usually one of these

by Banterm8 September 16, 2014

Gismond

A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

gismondi

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

Gasmoney

When you're fueling up your car and someone will come up to you and ask if they can have sex with you for the duration that you are fueling your car. If you say yes they will pay the money needed to pay for the gas.

Hey, do you want to gasmoney?

hey I saw you gasmoneying last night

by poobahminus February 17, 2018

Gismondi’d

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

gasmoneyawaz

A person who is always determined to finish writing his songs and will blow up one day

Gasmoneyawaz is amazing

by Gasmoneyawaz November 21, 2021

Gismondisexual

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022