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Gismondi’d 

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.
Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!
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Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy
gisondi by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019
A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.
Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!
Gismond by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

Gismondisexual 

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass
Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual