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Gismondi’d 

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To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.
Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!
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gisondi

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The smexiest last name to ever exist
Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy
gisondi by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019
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Gismond

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A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.
Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!
Gismond by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011
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Gismondisexual 

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When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass
Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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