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Gismondi’d

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

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Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy

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A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

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When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

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