gismondi 

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

gismondi by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

Gismondi’d 

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

Gismondi’d by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

gisondi

The smexiest last name to ever exist

Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy

gisondi by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019

Gismond

A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

Gismond by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

Gismondisexual 

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

Gismondisexual by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022