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Gismondi’d 

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.
Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!
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The smexiest last name to ever exist
Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy
gisondi by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019
A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.
Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!
Gismond by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

Gismondisexual 

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass
Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026