gismondi

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

Gismondi’d

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

gisondi

The smexiest last name to ever exist

Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019

Gismond

A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

Gismondisexual

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022