gisondi

The smexiest last name to ever exist

Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 1, 2019

gismondi

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

Gismondi’d

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

Gismondisexual

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022