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gizmondo 

An example of how people can make a good idea, make the product, and make it crap.
Oh no, we've done a gizmondo!
gizmondo by Elmand May 12, 2007
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gizmondo 

A gadget or machine that may seem cool when it first comes out, but ends up sucking so hard that you feel ashamed to even invest a friggin' penny on this piece of shit.
I got a whopping $3 for my gizmondo on Ebay.
gizmondo by The D-Man November 24, 2006

gizmondo 

A gizmondo is someone who is very cheap, and very bad at managing money. Most gizmondos will avoid paying for anything at anytime. If its free, no matter how bad the product may be, a gizmondo will take it.

Gizmondos usually have very few friends, due to the fact that thier friends, most of the time, end up paying for the gizmondos activities or drinks.

Homeless people could technically be considered gizmondo material, because, through beggind, and panhandling, they get thier food and liquor for free.

Man, Mitch is such a Gizmondo, he wouldn't fork out $10 for fuel when I drove him to work for a week straight.

<woman> Jesse was such a gizmondo on our date, we went for a walk, and just talked. Then when the bill came at dinner he "forgot" his wallet.
gizmondo by JayToTheNizzo September 11, 2006

Gimondopotamus

A cross between Gigantic, Mondo, and Hippopotamus. Used to denote something of extreme magnitude.
"Holy shit, do you see that fucking Gimondopotamus guy? He eats midgets for recreation."
"Yeah dude, that's friggin umdiculous."
Gimondopotamus by miguelito rojo November 6, 2005
tech website with reviews and things that are important to the people that read it
"I'm glad I saw gizmodo before i bought that HD-DVD player"
gizmodo by nicknicknicknick7 February 28, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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