Gismoid

Gismoid is a word used to describe anything that has any amount of technology in it. It can be used as a substitute for things you can't remember.

- I bought a new gismoid that can do anything!

- Can you remember how many gigabytes of memory this gismoid has?

by klandia September 18, 2011

Gismond

A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

gismondi

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

gizmoid

derived from the word"GIZMO" .an expression used when flustered. A term used in electronics when too dumb to really know what the pieces are called. in actaulity you can call anything a gizmoid, spoken flentley with white trash,hicks,and anyone over the age of 65.

holy jesus gizmoid gracious!!

by natalie July 15, 2003

gishmoiden

a dick or wing wong

imm gonna screw you with my gishmoiden

by darnittt January 10, 2010

Gismondi’d

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

Gismondisexual

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022