Newt's Gingrich 

1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.

2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.

1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.

2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.

Newt's Gingrich by General Johnnyboy July 28, 2012

Gingrich Scale 

The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.

Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)

Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?

Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.

Gingrich Scale by Woolfey July 30, 2009

Gingrich

Verb/Adjective, the act of abandoning your extremely sick wife on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress, whom you later marry and cheat on with a third woman. Coined after serial adulterer/giant hypocrite Republican Newt Gingrich.

Person 1: Man, did you hear that Larry Gingriched his wife Cindy?
Person 2: Wait, you mean he cheated on her, married the mistress, then cheated on the mistress with a third woman?
Person 1: Yup. And poor Cindy was dying from brain cancer, too!

Douchebag: woman, if you don't lose some weight and get a face lift, I'm gonna go Gingrich on your ass!

Gingrich by TheAntiDouchenator March 12, 2011

Gingrich

A person who accuses someone of doing something immoral while doing the same thing him or herself; as in, Newt Gingrich accusing Bill Clinton of immorality while he was boinking his mistress. AKA: GIGANTIC hypocrite.

My boss called me to make sure I wasn't goofing off - but he was calling from the golf course - what a Gingrich!

Gingrich by dozerbeardave July 9, 2009

Newt Gingrich 

A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.

Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!

Newt Gingrich by olDocGold June 12, 2011

newt gingrich 

Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.

Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!

newt gingrich by non-idiot August 24, 2005

Gingrich

1. A half-wit prone to telling lies and then projecting them on to others.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.

My neighbor is such a "Gingrich" yesturday I watched as his dog took a hung shit on my lawn, and today he tried to blame it on another neighbor.

Gingrich by Jane Horwath November 21, 2011