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Giesecked 

To be lectured in a patronizing way without having any solid reference
I was Giesecked by a guy. He tells me I am wrong but he doesn´t show my any evidence
Giesecked by Latza May 27, 2020
Related Words
Gieske • geske • Giese • giesel • gieselle • Giesel-Man • giesens • Giessel • giesser • Geeske
A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
The most epic of shots. Mix one part gin, one part whiskey. You can use the brand of your choice but, from experience, it is most enjoyable with Bankers Club Gin and Jameson.
Bartender: What can i get you?
Patron: 6 ginskies please!
Bartender: What in the hell is a ginskey?
Patron: Simple, half gin half whiskey
Bartender: Are you serious?
Patron: Yes, now serve me god damnit!
Ginskey by goooooooch7 November 23, 2009
To be gisked, gisking or to giske (å giske/gisker/gisket/ har gisket, in Norwegian) is to be sexually assaulted by a political leader or megalomaniac, often at a political meetup or a job related event with alcohol involved. To giske is to use your political power or power in society to get sexuall satisfaction by harrassing others that are subordinate to you.
Person 1: “I was Gisked last night!”
Person 2: “Oh you should report it to your leader, did he shove his tongue down your throat or was it just a finger in the bum?”
Giske by Nibbashit February 3, 2018
A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.
Guy 1: I just got in trouble for grabbing a pencil when other kids beat me up and dragged me into a room
Guy 2: That teachers being a real Gierke
Gierke by Ƶephan February 27, 2020
A dutch adjective describing a situation where one does something extremely funny.

Pronounced: Khäiska
"That diss was so geiske man."

"I know, I'm so geiske."
geiske by Jean Johnson May 13, 2010
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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