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Giessel
A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.
A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.
To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.
To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.
“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”
Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”
Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
Ginskey
The most epic of shots. Mix one part gin, one part whiskey. You can use the brand of your choice but, from experience, it is most enjoyable with Bankers Club Gin and Jameson.
Bartender: What can i get you?
Patron: 6 ginskies please!
Bartender: What in the hell is a ginskey?
Patron: Simple, half gin half whiskey
Bartender: Are you serious?
Patron: Yes, now serve me god damnit!
Patron: 6 ginskies please!
Bartender: What in the hell is a ginskey?
Patron: Simple, half gin half whiskey
Bartender: Are you serious?
Patron: Yes, now serve me god damnit!
Ginskey by goooooooch7 November 23, 2009
Giske
To be gisked, gisking or to giske (å giske/gisker/gisket/ har gisket, in Norwegian) is to be sexually assaulted by a political leader or megalomaniac, often at a political meetup or a job related event with alcohol involved. To giske is to use your political power or power in society to get sexuall satisfaction by harrassing others that are subordinate to you.
Gierke
A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.
geiske
A dutch adjective describing a situation where one does something extremely funny.
Pronounced: Khäiska
Pronounced: Khäiska
geiske by Jean Johnson May 13, 2010
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