geiske
A dutch adjective describing a situation where one does something extremely funny.
Pronounced: Khäiska
Pronounced: Khäiska
geiske by Jean Johnson May 13, 2010
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Giske
To be gisked, gisking or to giske (å giske/gisker/gisket/ har gisket, in Norwegian) is to be sexually assaulted by a political leader or megalomaniac, often at a political meetup or a job related event with alcohol involved. To giske is to use your political power or power in society to get sexuall satisfaction by harrassing others that are subordinate to you.
Related Words
geiske • geisel • Geiser • Geisler • geiselle • geisen • Geisendorff • geisted • geisterkrank • geske
Geiseks
The word "Geiseks" (formally called "gaysex" or just "gay sex") refers to a sexual activity between two men rejecting all the physical mental and political rights of the w*men. It's not very common but it's a fast rising among the homosexual industry and meme culture. The advantages of this conclusive type of sex are many:
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...
There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...
There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
Not that funny person: oMg, GeiSEkS whEn?!?¿?¿¡¿¡
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
Geiseks by The Almighty Geiseks Innovator February 8, 2022
Geske
Pronunciation: GUESS-kee (Am)
1. Surname- German meaning Gracious Gift of God.
2. The Geske God is Lutheran.
3. Genetically awesome. On top of a great immune system and few instances of cancer, diabetes, or heart disease, Geske's have looks, brains, and agile bodies.
3a. Tend to hide their intelligence under an air of flightiness.
3b. Even an overweight Geske is a tough fight.
4. Never is Geske to be verb-ed. You can never "geske" this or "geske" that. Geske is too dignified to fall into the verbing-of-nouns- fashion of today's illiterate who think they're witty.
1. Surname- German meaning Gracious Gift of God.
2. The Geske God is Lutheran.
3. Genetically awesome. On top of a great immune system and few instances of cancer, diabetes, or heart disease, Geske's have looks, brains, and agile bodies.
3a. Tend to hide their intelligence under an air of flightiness.
3b. Even an overweight Geske is a tough fight.
4. Never is Geske to be verb-ed. You can never "geske" this or "geske" that. Geske is too dignified to fall into the verbing-of-nouns- fashion of today's illiterate who think they're witty.
"I invited the Geske's over for dinner tonight, Jim" says Barb.
Jim replies "Oh boy, Barb! What a delightful family. It's too bad that you had to settle down with me when there are people like Paul Geske out there. His wife sure is a lucky one!"
"Yes, don't remind me, dear. There just aren't enough of them to go around. Help me set the table." a saddened Barb agrees.
INCORRECT:
1. "wow, he just went geske on your a**"
2. "She just got gesked"
3. "Don't act like such a geske!"
Jim replies "Oh boy, Barb! What a delightful family. It's too bad that you had to settle down with me when there are people like Paul Geske out there. His wife sure is a lucky one!"
"Yes, don't remind me, dear. There just aren't enough of them to go around. Help me set the table." a saddened Barb agrees.
INCORRECT:
1. "wow, he just went geske on your a**"
2. "She just got gesked"
3. "Don't act like such a geske!"
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