giesser 

Someone who can’t show up to plans or is always late

Brad: do u wanna come over at 8 tonight and we can slam some brews?
Chad: yea I’ll come but prolly closer to 11.
Brad: your such a Giesser

giesser by Brad lucas June 13, 2020

giesser 

Someone who shows up late to plans or someone who always bails.

Brad: you wanna come over at 8 and slam some brews?
Chad: Yea I will but prolly closer to 11.
Brad: your such a Giesser

giesser by Brad lucas June 13, 2020

Giessel 

A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.

Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.

Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019

Born Guesser 

A student that doesn't do their homework but argues about his score; often by citing random anecdotes.

That guys a Born Guesser. He found some random website to argue he knows more than the teacher.

Born Guesser by EconFreak May 5, 2016

Gresser 

pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.

Person 1: Hey wait up!
Person 2: **walks away
Person 1: Wow... what a fucking gresser

Gresser by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014

Giesler, Karl 

(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David

Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God

Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC

(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.

(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!

Giesler, Karl by Jesus "Tapdancing" Christ April 28, 2005

Gesser 

A word that defines when something is brilliant/amazing.

This picture is Gesser.

I’m having a Gesser afternoon.

Gesser by G.Shad February 13, 2022