To perform a Goesensnjoed, a male person needs to stick his penis into a long plastic tube. The other end of the tube needs to be used by an Orang Utang to stick his penis into. On a count to 3, both participants need to start peeing at the same time. This is when the Goesensnjoed happens.
My mother freaked out after she saw me having this nice Goesensnjoed yesterday at the zoo.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.