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Shes a very beautiful lady ! Everyone loves her personality and just the way she is. She might call her friends names and play rough with them but at the end of the day she loves her friends. Giesel is a very sweet and nice person towards everyone , one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Even though whenever someone’s feeling down or even herself she’ll always find a way to make someone smile or just laugh. Also very funny & intelligent.
giesel is so pretty!
Giesel by Daisy hernandezz December 6, 2018
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Brandon kicked him in his giesel!
giesel by Richie2205 July 25, 2016

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns 

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.
Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

Giesel-Man 

The most awesome of awesome. Indescribably great (except by the use of this word). A shining beacon of near-perfection in a world filled with stuff that's something less.
Evan is so suave, sophisticated, intelligent, graceful...The list goes on. He's the best at everything. He's a Giesel-Man.
Giesel-Man by Jeremy Lo June 17, 2006

kylie ann giesel 

One of a kind most precious thing in the world
That girl is so kylie ann giesel
kylie ann giesel by dhshvevwvau December 21, 2016

Giesecked 

To be lectured in a patronizing way without having any solid reference
I was Giesecked by a guy. He tells me I am wrong but he doesn´t show my any evidence
Giesecked by Latza May 27, 2020
A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
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