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To be gisked, gisking or to giske (å giske/gisker/gisket/ har gisket, in Norwegian) is to be sexually assaulted by a political leader or megalomaniac, often at a political meetup or a job related event with alcohol involved. To giske is to use your political power or power in society to get sexuall satisfaction by harrassing others that are subordinate to you.
Person 1: “I was Gisked last night!”
Person 2: “Oh you should report it to your leader, did he shove his tongue down your throat or was it just a finger in the bum?”
Giske by Nibbashit February 3, 2018
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Giske deadline 

A hard deadline to accomplish a task or make a decision, primarily for a politician, forced upon by several auditors independent of political orientation. Despite the last property, most of the auditors are hardcore feminists. Failure to comply will most likely cause the disruption of political influence and general distrust of the arbiter.

The result or outcome of the decision or task is expected to be in favour of the auditors.

Etmyology: from the Norwegian politician Trond Giske who allegedly sexually harassed several female co politicians and who is subject for exclusions by the leadership of the Norwegian Labour Party.
"The Giske deadline is tomorrow at noon. If you don't comply or we don't like the result, be prepared for Bedlam"
Giske deadline by Trond Not G January 4, 2018

giske network 

A Grinch scamming company who likes to prey on the souls of mothers wanting to bring magic to their children on Christmas.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Giske Network … stink… stank… stunk!!!!
giske network by J-dub strat January 4, 2023

to giske 

Sexually harrasing young females within your own political party. Using your position of power to do so.
The prime minister is gisking around. I feel like he wanted to giske me
to giske by Not a vegan January 10, 2018

trond giske

The art of gisking your trond.
Oh shit, I gisked my trond! Oh fuck!
I just found out how to do a trond giske.

Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye 

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.
Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)
Ginked is normally used to describe the condition of a Ginker car (see Ginker) in East Brunswick, NJ in the 70s. The first thing any self respecting Ginker did to his car upon newly acquiring it is to gink it. This usually entails making the exhaust as load as possible, jacking up the rear end to install the largest tires that will fit or just fit with some rubbing of the fenders. As the stages progress other Ginker items are added in the effort to make the car faster. Chrome was always a favorite, even if it has no effect on overall performance. Chrome valve covers, diff cover and alternator were common. Primer spots or entire primer paint jobs typically adorned the bodies of the Ginker car. Most Ginkers preferred to gink a high performance car like a Mustang or a Camaro, but a true Ginker could gink just about anything if the funds were not available to get the most desirable car. Vegas, Pintos, Gremlins and even 4 door Mom cars could be seen ginked and parked in the Ginker parking

area along the back of the East Brunswick High school. This parking area was from the back gate along the road and to the side parking lot near the auto shop classroom. Some say the term Ginker actually came from the sound their cars made as they drove over the many speed bumps placed on the road that encircled the school. Most Ginker cars had traction bars mount to the rear axle and these bars would slap the underside of the car when big bumps were hit making a sort of gink gink noise.
My friend just purchased a nice"66 Mustang from a used car lot. I'm sure he will have it ginked within the week.
Ginked by TheShoe5 January 17, 2014
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