Gieser 

Another name to God/ nameless king/ King of Valhalla/ made in el verdadero calentón Puerto Rico.

Gieser is just a name

Gieser by The King of Valhalla June 13, 2021

Golden Gieser

It is when you piss in a woman's vagina intill it fills up and the she queefs and it sprays hot golden piss.

Yellow Stone Park but sexy-er =Golden Gieser

Golden Gieser by Strat101 August 14, 2011

Giesecked 

To be lectured in a patronizing way without having any solid reference

I was Giesecked by a guy. He tells me I am wrong but he doesn´t show my any evidence

Giesecked by Latza May 27, 2020

Giese 

1. To formally manipulate including forcing information out of ones own conscious using nonverbal signals.

2. Only telling half of the truth without technically "lying" but having a reason to.

Brianne: So you are telling me "nothing" happened last night?
Niko: Fine! We just made out okay? You don't have to giese me.

Giese by The Prodigy Tryth December 18, 2013

Giesler, Karl 

(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David

Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God

Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC

(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.

(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!

Giesler, Karl by Jesus "Tapdancing" Christ April 28, 2005

Grieser Guarantee 

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.

"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."

Grieser Guarantee by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005

Icelandic geiser 

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

Icelandic geiser by Kasmie December 5, 2014