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From the Norse "Val" meaning warrior or hero, and "halla" meaning hall. This was one possible afterlife for those who believed in Norse Mythology, where you went if you fought and died in a hopeless battle for an ideal. This afterlife was not eternal, however. On the day of Ragnarok, you would fight and perish alongside the gods.
Valhalla is where heroes went when they died, not where the gods lived
by George Washington Christ November 12, 2004
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The Golden Hall. Odin's very own Hall of the Slain. The place a Valkyrie would take you if you died with honor on the battlefield. Where all of the Einherjer would feast every day and fight to the death every night in preparation of the Ragnarok.
Odin! Take me home to Valhalla!
by Viking Warrior February 22, 2006
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the 'heaven' of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
by pillowman March 29, 2005
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When you get so stoned, you begin start naming norse realms
You know you've reached valhalla when you've smoked so much you start praising odin for a wonderful smoke sesh.
by Man of a thousand grams May 11, 2019
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The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.
Dude i heard VH suck balls! Valhalla Noobs!
by shadowkool1 March 19, 2008
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a small clan of nerds who think they are number 1 rune pure and tank clan. They specialise in melee based tanks 60 def rune pures and mains. The guy who founded this class is a nerd and quit it after he seen it failing , like all his other clans did. Today valhalla lives on , a nesting ground for faggots , nerds , flamers and no namers.
Tank: hey i want to join valhalla :)
Valhalla: whats your melee stats?
Tank: im 70 attack and 71 strength, why?
Valhalla: No sorry instant decline we like our tanks to be melee based, please go join a real rune pure and tank clan.

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Vh member: 0MfGGGZZZ valhalla p00wnz0rdz u
normal person: get a life faggot , ure VH.
by B0bM4rl3y March 27, 2008
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valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.

it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
i can piss farther than valhalla's city limits.
by I fucking hate valhalla March 19, 2007
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