From the Norse "Val" meaning warrior or hero, and "halla" meaning hall. This was one possible afterlife for those who believed in Norse Mythology, where you went if you fought and died in a hopeless battle for an ideal. This afterlife was not eternal, however. On the day of Ragnarok, you would fight and perish alongside the gods.
by George Washington Christ November 12, 2004
The Golden Hall. Odin's very own Hall of the Slain. The place a Valkyrie would take you if you died with honor on the battlefield. Where all of the Einherjer would feast every day and fight to the death every night in preparation of the Ragnarok.
Odin! Take me home to Valhalla!
by Viking Warrior February 22, 2006
the 'heaven' of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
by pillowman March 30, 2005
The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.
by shadowkool1 March 20, 2008
valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.
it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
by I fucking hate valhalla March 19, 2007
A term used for a sex routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a massage by a massage chair, and playing video games!
Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla
by Wilgo October 21, 2010
A sex move, wherein one, during the act of intercourse, bestows a weapon upon their partner, and does battle. At the moment of climax, both partners perish.
"Aye, brave warrior! How've you and your mistress come to be here in this place?"
"Well, uh, we did the Valhalla."
"A truly worthy path to the afterlife indeed!"
"Well, uh, we did the Valhalla."
"A truly worthy path to the afterlife indeed!"
by Tron55000 November 6, 2021