Ghostcuck

A person who gets turned on by either watching someone else have a sexual experience with a spirit or spectre, or by watching two ghosts fuck.

Did young Karl have a hankering for ghost titties?
If he and his ghost ladies want to go all succubus and get their spectral fuck on, don't try and stop them!
Maybe you can ask if you can watch, though. If you're one of those Ghostcucks I've been hearing so much about.

Ghostcuck by RevDr.Chancellor_DanCanceler July 9, 2026

Ghostfuck 

When you're engaging in sexual activity in front of your closest friends who want to see the action, but don't want to see you. Put a sheet over your body -- leaving eyeholes, a mouth hole, and a dick hole -- and let your girl grind the ghost.

Dude, did you see Jonathan Ghostfuck the shit out of Courtney last night!?

Ghostfuck by Jonastud Coffey June 1, 2007

ghostmackin

To hit on girls while blackout drunk in hopes of eliciting sexual interaction.

Dude John was so hammered last night, but he was still ghostmackin on those girls while he was blacked out

ghostmackin by Ajking2037 December 1, 2010

Ghostcum 

When you feel like your cuming but there is no cum to be seen.

Awh man i hqd ghostcum

Ghostcum by Swankers April 10, 2021

ghostcunt 

When you're fucking yo bitch, she tells you to close your eyes, when you do she hops of your dick and runs away.

My girl ghostcunted me last night, man.

What?

She hopped off my dick and ran away cuz.

Bro, that fucked up.

ghostcunt by jstrem June 18, 2017

Ghostdicked 

To be sodomized by a paranormal entity no longer living or not of this earth to begin with.

Hey those crazy guys on those ghost hunting shows are gonna get ghostdicked if they keep fucking around with those ghosts, know what i'm sayin?

Ghostdicked by huggiebear February 4, 2010

ghostnuke 

a complete failure forum troll. he is useless and spends more time on internet forums than he does doing any other activity. his post count is in the hundreds of thousands; he spends so much time on the internet he really doesn't know whats happening in the real world, and so includes as his hobbies and interests, communism, Leninism, Marxism, and Maoism, terrorism, Muslim, smoking, drinking, making hummus, and generally being a walking contradiction of terms; as a defensive mechanism in case anyone should ever call him on his retarded tendencies.

Wow can you believe Obama's reaction to the oil spill?

a ghostnuke - "this would never of happened under a muslim ruler, the US is to blame for everything, your a idiot, go QQ about your jackboots wearing leader to a Iranian nuke in your face!! if you disagree your dumb and retarded and stuff that in my pipe and smoke it!"

ghostnuke by jackboot licker June 18, 2010