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ghostfucker 

An individual, male or female, that successfully fucks a person, who is so unfortunately defined as a "ghost." To constitute someone as a ghost, he or she must be extremely pale, unpleasantly skinny, and disappear after a certain period of time. This “ghost” must also act as if he or she has constant PMS and look extremely pissed off and miserable at all times, causing he or she to not allow other individuals to have fun. Although there are exceptions to this term, this is what you are and always will be, Quinny.
Kooper: yeah, dumbass. at least i didnt hook up with a ghost.
Quinny: what?
Kooper: dude, you hooked up with a fucking ghost.
Quinny: huh, oh that girl, i didnt think she was a ghost.
Kooper: GHOSTFUCKER, and that is what you are and always will be.
Quinny: wtf, dude, i am gay.
Words you can keep

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

Ghostfuneral 

To take something created by someone else and shamelessly pass it off as your own.
“Oh my god bro, Nate totally ghostfuneraled my idea for the physics project.”
Ghostfuneral by atyourfuneral February 10, 2021

Ghostfacers 

Some awesome dudes on the hit TV show SUPERNATURAL!!! They claim that they can hunt ghosts, but one of them (Corbett) gets killed "in action" while hunting a ghost. Sam and dean intervene both times that they appear on the show, and they save their poor little sorry asses.

So now, the Ghost facers HATE Sammy and Dean Winchester.

And they ACTUALLY have a theme song! check it on youtube!
sam: "hey, check this out, they are actual ghost hunters!"
dean: "the Ghostfacers? you've GOT to be kidding me!"

person 1 : "if there's something strange, in the neighborhood, who you gunna call?"
person 2 : "...ghostbusters?" -_-'
person 1 : "NO you IDIOT! GHOSTFACERS!!...The ghostbusters arn't real!"
person 2 : "yeah...whatever"
Ghostfacers by sam_licker81 January 31, 2010

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!

goatfucker

a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
goatfucker by Thomas Liebsch September 16, 2005

goatfucker

One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.
Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!
goatfucker by Chucklesss May 1, 2005
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