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Ghost Dicked 

When you have intercourse with a female and she claims no such event occurred.
I had sex with this totally hot chick but she's denying it to her friends. I GOT GHOST DICKED!

GhostJacked

Ghostjacked is a rapist

Ghost dicked 

When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon
Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.

Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.

Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?
Ghost dicked by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Ghost dicked 

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole
Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!
Ghost dicked by Spider butthole August 26, 2016

Ghostdickin 

Ghostdickin - the event of dry humping good enough to get a girl off.
Hey Jane how was your date last night ? Well 20 minutes in to Netflix and chill and this guy starts Ghostdickin me so good that we are going on a second date tomorrow night.
Ghostdickin by Dickiebear April 16, 2016

GhostJacked

Founder of the James McAvoy fanclub and professional detective... at least he thinks he is. Known for shitting on his enemies doorsteps at night and haunting pedophiles.
Have you heard of GhostJacked?
GhostJacked by 204863 October 7, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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