That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.

(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"

It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!

ghost cum by John McCrary March 12, 2008

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ghostcunt

When you're fucking yo bitch, she tells you to close your eyes, when you do she hops of your dick and runs away.

My girl ghostcunted me last night, man.

What?

She hopped off my dick and ran away cuz.

Bro, that fucked up.

ghostcunt by jstrem June 18, 2017

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Ghost Cum

When you ejaculate without an erection, & without noticing.

Boys, I just had a ghost cum while getting a lap dance. Didn't even notice until I left

Ghost Cum by GANTO August 24, 2015

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ghost cum

what appers to be a cum stane by day and by night glows (ushaly the act of getting glow in the dark paint on you pant's)

What the hell is that stain? : it is ghost cum

ghost cum by kaspian May 29, 2007

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ghostdump

a dump that disappears from sight before flushing, making it seem like it was never there

man, i was on the toilet for so long, i thought it was gonna be filled up, but it ended up being a ghostdump

ghostdump by poogenius January 6, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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