Ghostcum

When you feel like your cuming but there is no cum to be seen.

Awh man i hqd ghostcum

by Swankers April 10, 2021

Ghost cum

You have been spanking the monkey so much that when you do eventually shoot nothing comes out at all.

Shit it must be broken or backfiring as nothing came out! thats a ghost cum

by Bedworthman December 23, 2008

ghost cum

That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.

(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"

It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!

by John McCrary March 12, 2008

ghostcunt

When you're fucking yo bitch, she tells you to close your eyes, when you do she hops of your dick and runs away.

My girl ghostcunted me last night, man.

What?

She hopped off my dick and ran away cuz.

Bro, that fucked up.

by jstrem June 18, 2017

Ghost Cum

When you ejaculate without an erection, & without noticing.

Boys, I just had a ghost cum while getting a lap dance. Didn't even notice until I left

by GANTO August 24, 2015

ghost cum

what appers to be a cum stane by day and by night glows (ushaly the act of getting glow in the dark paint on you pant's)

What the hell is that stain? : it is ghost cum

by kaspian May 29, 2007

ghostdump

a dump that disappears from sight before flushing, making it seem like it was never there

man, i was on the toilet for so long, i thought it was gonna be filled up, but it ended up being a ghostdump

by poogenius January 6, 2009