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ghostnuke 

a complete failure forum troll. he is useless and spends more time on internet forums than he does doing any other activity. his post count is in the hundreds of thousands; he spends so much time on the internet he really doesn't know whats happening in the real world, and so includes as his hobbies and interests, communism, Leninism, Marxism, and Maoism, terrorism, Muslim, smoking, drinking, making hummus, and generally being a walking contradiction of terms; as a defensive mechanism in case anyone should ever call him on his retarded tendencies.
Wow can you believe Obama's reaction to the oil spill?

a ghostnuke - "this would never of happened under a muslim ruler, the US is to blame for everything, your a idiot, go QQ about your jackboots wearing leader to a Iranian nuke in your face!! if you disagree your dumb and retarded and stuff that in my pipe and smoke it!"
ghostnuke by jackboot licker June 18, 2010

Ghostfuneral 

To take something created by someone else and shamelessly pass it off as your own.
“Oh my god bro, Nate totally ghostfuneraled my idea for the physics project.”
Ghostfuneral by atyourfuneral February 10, 2021

Ghostlike 

I proceed through life, ghostlike; namely, as a ghost.
Ghostlike by Ellis Hobbs October 23, 2009

ghostkeel 

A huge mech in the tau empire of warhammer 40k

They are invisible!!
u can't shoot what u can't see , but the ghostkeel is right there
ghostkeel by Hello Andrew September 4, 2020

ghostname 

when a deadname is somehow remembered on some secret medical record or google plus account even after you’ve spent months or years deleting paypals and updating hospital files and burning bridges. and then, like jacob marley, it somehow pops back up as a suggested username on some random tuesday decades later when you’re setting up a new pokemon go account and were least prepared to handle that trauma
“my brand new iphone ghostnamed me this morning before i even had coffee, i have no idea where it found that info”

“oh shit, but u haven’t used any other name for the like 20 years i’ve known u... i... didnt even know u were trans tbh??

“ikr”
ghostname by fish trap September 27, 2018

ghostfucker 

An individual, male or female, that successfully fucks a person, who is so unfortunately defined as a "ghost." To constitute someone as a ghost, he or she must be extremely pale, unpleasantly skinny, and disappear after a certain period of time. This “ghost” must also act as if he or she has constant PMS and look extremely pissed off and miserable at all times, causing he or she to not allow other individuals to have fun. Although there are exceptions to this term, this is what you are and always will be, Quinny.
Kooper: yeah, dumbass. at least i didnt hook up with a ghost.
Quinny: what?
Kooper: dude, you hooked up with a fucking ghost.
Quinny: huh, oh that girl, i didnt think she was a ghost.
Kooper: GHOSTFUCKER, and that is what you are and always will be.
Quinny: wtf, dude, i am gay.

Ghostbike 

when your moving so fast and you fall and your bike continues like someone else is riding the bike.
dude i crashed so hard on my bike that my bike was a ghostbike!
Ghostbike by lizzly25 June 17, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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