GhostDuck

When you fart with such force, the sheer wind power creates a vibrating effect between your buttcheeks. The resulting noise is a “Quuuaaaack!” Since there obviously isn’t a physical duck next to you, and humans cannot quack with such accuracy, the only logical explanation is that GhostDuck is around, haunting you with his cryptic cries.

You hear that anguished quack? Nah, wasn’t me farting...it must’ve been GhostDuck. Quacks and vanishes.

by LeAnimalia October 30, 2017

Ghostfuck

When you're engaging in sexual activity in front of your closest friends who want to see the action, but don't want to see you. Put a sheet over your body -- leaving eyeholes, a mouth hole, and a dick hole -- and let your girl grind the ghost.

Dude, did you see Jonathan Ghostfuck the shit out of Courtney last night!?

by Jonastud Coffey June 1, 2007

ghostmackin

To hit on girls while blackout drunk in hopes of eliciting sexual interaction.

Dude John was so hammered last night, but he was still ghostmackin on those girls while he was blacked out

by Ajking2037 December 1, 2010

Ghostdicked

To be sodomized by a paranormal entity no longer living or not of this earth to begin with.

Hey those crazy guys on those ghost hunting shows are gonna get ghostdicked if they keep fucking around with those ghosts, know what i'm sayin?

by huggiebear February 4, 2010

ghostnuke

a complete failure forum troll. he is useless and spends more time on internet forums than he does doing any other activity. his post count is in the hundreds of thousands; he spends so much time on the internet he really doesn't know whats happening in the real world, and so includes as his hobbies and interests, communism, Leninism, Marxism, and Maoism, terrorism, Muslim, smoking, drinking, making hummus, and generally being a walking contradiction of terms; as a defensive mechanism in case anyone should ever call him on his retarded tendencies.

Wow can you believe Obama's reaction to the oil spill?

a ghostnuke - "this would never of happened under a muslim ruler, the US is to blame for everything, your a idiot, go QQ about your jackboots wearing leader to a Iranian nuke in your face!! if you disagree your dumb and retarded and stuff that in my pipe and smoke it!"

by jackboot licker June 18, 2010

GhostJacked

He likes springtrap a bit too much

Ghostjacked is a rapist

by You Are A Bruh Moment April 15, 2020

ghostfucker

An individual, male or female, that successfully fucks a person, who is so unfortunately defined as a "ghost." To constitute someone as a ghost, he or she must be extremely pale, unpleasantly skinny, and disappear after a certain period of time. This “ghost” must also act as if he or she has constant PMS and look extremely pissed off and miserable at all times, causing he or she to not allow other individuals to have fun. Although there are exceptions to this term, this is what you are and always will be, Quinny.

Kooper: yeah, dumbass. at least i didnt hook up with a ghost.
Quinny: what?
Kooper: dude, you hooked up with a fucking ghost.
Quinny: huh, oh that girl, i didnt think she was a ghost.
Kooper: GHOSTFUCKER, and that is what you are and always will be.
Quinny: wtf, dude, i am gay.

by mynameisquinnyandiamaghostfucker December 26, 2008