Gerkk

The experience of having one’s time aggressively wasted, either through external coercion, obligation, or one’s own lack of self-control.

The subject experienced a self gerkk due to systemic inefficiency and diminished self-control.

by I & L Bullshitting January 20, 2026

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

Gordon Gekko

The corporate raider in the movie "Wall Street". He is the epitome of greed and excess in the 1980's and one who young gentlemen coming into wealth wish to emulate.

Greed is Good. -Gordon Gekko

by Phill G July 5, 2008

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

gerkakenaken

St.Olafian word for the exact moment dog feces turns white (if there is such a moment)

lefty:you're retarded.
pancho:well, at least I'm not gerkakenaken

by elfeemcgee April 4, 2011

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006