Gerky

When you're taking a bath and you get an erection that makes your dickhead stick out of the water, then you wait until a fly lands on it and walks around on it until you explode, thus killing the fly.
Person 1: Hey, have you ever tried a gerky?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's awesome!
by GerkinPickles December 02, 2014
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Gerky

When something is gerky fr
by cornball_123 October 29, 2021
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Gerky

Something that is strange, questionable or disgusting
“Yo I kill dogs
“Bro that is mad gerky”
by bradno2dappy May 15, 2022
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Gerky

by dada11dada22 March 20, 2016
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Gerky

Gerky is when a bih is stucc up

Or she acting weird or being lame
You gerky asf

Why you acting so gerky
by Fugaz1 December 07, 2021
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Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020
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Gerky

When something is really wide and huge
Example on boat game you need to make your boat gerky so it won’t get killed
by Bawkbawkchicken February 19, 2021
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