When you're taking a bath and you get an erection that makes your dickhead stick out of the water, then you wait until a fly lands on it and walks around on it until you explode, thus killing the fly.
by GerkinPickles December 02, 2014

by bradno2dappy May 15, 2022

by Fugaz1 December 07, 2021

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

by Bawkbawkchicken February 19, 2021
