Gerky

When you're taking a bath and you get an erection that makes your dickhead stick out of the water, then you wait until a fly lands on it and walks around on it until you explode, thus killing the fly.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever tried a gerky?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's awesome!

by GerkinPickles December 2, 2014

Gerky

When something is gerky fr

"Ayo this shit gerky no kizzy!!"

by cornball_123 October 29, 2021

Gerky

Something that is strange, questionable or disgusting

“Yo I kill dogs”
“Bro that is mad gerky”

by bradno2dappy May 15, 2022

Gerky

Geeky and Nerdy

Woah look at that Gerky guy.

by dada11dada22 March 20, 2016

Gerky

Gerky is when a bih is stucc up

Or she acting weird or being lame

You gerky asf

Why you acting so gerky

by Fugaz1 December 7, 2021

Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

Gerky

When something is really wide and huge

Example on boat game you need to make your boat gerky so it won’t get killed

by Bawkbawkchicken February 19, 2021