When you're taking a bath and you get an erection that makes your dickhead stick out of the water, then you wait until a fly lands on it and walks around on it until you explode, thus killing the fly.
by GerkinPickles December 03, 2014
by cornball_123 October 30, 2021
by bradno2dappy May 15, 2022
by Fugaz1 December 08, 2021
A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 15, 2020
by Bawkbawkchicken February 20, 2021