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genital milking 

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.
susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm
genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015

Genital Mate 

The genital equivalent of a soulmate. When you meet a member of the opposite sex and as soon as your genitals touch for the first time, the clouds break, a ray of light shines upon your crotches, choirs of angels start to sing and the world around you begins to crumble.
“Dude, I banged this Colombian chick lately, I think I found my genital mate! The sex was out of this world and we both came like five times in a row, it was absolutely ridiculous!”
Genital Mate by RandomDude21 May 27, 2016

Genital Jamboree 

the updated term for an orgy; the gathering of many people to engage in sexual intercourse
"Hey wanna come over were gonna film a genital jamboree."
A Craft of universal inauguration/eradication.
Is not commonly used.

A Noun that possesses power from intelligence.
Originates from the unspoken language Jilyeong
I am Gentity, I am a Gentity, Be Careful around a Gentity.
Gentity by Urama March 5, 2018

Genital-men 

Often used in high class british porn; when a guy is a complete gentlemen with his genitals. Keeping his pubes well groomed and clean. Also being polite and asking kindly if they could have sex.
(all in british accents)
Male: May I please insert my penis into your vagina.

Female: Oh, what I gentleman!

Male: No my dear, I'm a Genital-men!
Genital-men by sean_23 December 26, 2010
A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.
P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.
GerIta by Ze Mole June 27, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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