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jiggle

When you're dancing at a club and you shake yourself side to side but instead you end up shaking your nuts side to side and each time it slaps your leg. May be audible.
syozza every1
syozza EVERY1
syozza dance
* syozza dances
* Jammywanks dances
* Jammywanks jiggle your nuts
syozza DANCE!
* Navy_Spitfire pantces
* (V)ighty(V)ike can't dance
* (V)ighty(V)ike is scarred
syozza DANCE MIKE
syozza DANCE!
* eaglejox jumps around
* Jammywanks pulls his pants down and shits on the dance floor when the smoke effects come out

* (V)ighty(V)ike dances =(
* Jammywanks jiggles his nuts
* Jammywanks left and right
* Jammywanks side to side
* eaglejox wonders wtf jiggles is

Jammywanks jiggle is like shaking your nuts
Jammywanks only your nuts
Jammywanks you can't jiggle your ass

Navy_Spitfire who is this jammy wanks kid
blayzinyo the guy that invented jiggling
* blayzinyo jiggles
by negger July 30, 2008
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Dago tag

Those stupid tags that dago's like to put on the back of their car, contains the colors from the Italian flag.
Passenger: "Oh, I wonder who's in that car ahead of us."

Driver: "Well, he's got a dago tag on his rear, so he's definatly a dago."

Passenger: "Oh yeah, stupid dago tags."
by Negger July 20, 2008
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jlevs

1. A cook during a beerbecue.

2. One who wears a Ben & Jerry's apron while smoking a cigar.
Oh my god dude, I was so hammered last night and this jlevs kept throwing food at me.
by negger April 13, 2006
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small talk

When you come across that person you haven't seen in a while, but you really have no close connection with them anyways. But you know... you don't want to be rude and just walk right past them... so then it turns to a complete bullshitting session between you and this aquiantence.

Example conversation:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"
Example of small talk:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"
by negger April 3, 2005
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Chang Disorder

When Chang goes "ERRMMMM!!!!! WRRRHHHMMM!!!! ERRRRMMMMMM!!!!" often followed by closed fist pounding of the lap.
Person A: Dude, would you quit coughing so hard, or are you trying to clear your throat?

Chang: No. I just have a small case of Chang Disorder.
by negger March 11, 2005
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VED

A 23-year-old man develops violent explosive diarrhea (VED), watery with blood, fecal leukocytes, and mucus approximately 3 days after eating chicken that was improperly cooked. Comma-shaped organisms were found in the fecal smear along with red blood cells and leukocytes. Which of the following pathogens is the most likely cause of these symptoms?

A. Campylobacter jejuni
B. Enterotoxigenic E. coli
C. Shigella sonnei
D. Staphylococcus aureus
E. Vibrio cholera

The correct answer is A.
by negger March 5, 2005
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Violent Explosive Diarrhea

See: VED

Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

Ok. Fine. tammysaddle.
How can I tell if my baby has diarrhea?
An occasional loose stool is nothing to worry about, but if your baby's bowel movements suddenly change; that is, he poops more than normal and passes watery, mucus- or blood-streaked stools that are clear, yellow, green, or very dark, it's diarrhea. A newborn will normally poop up to eight or 10 times a day, and an older baby may poop anywhere from a couple of times a day to once or twice a week. Diarrhea will sometimes, but not always, have a foul smell.

A normal bowel movement from a breastfed baby who's not yet on solids is usually yellowish and on the soft or liquid side. (Many parents say these early poops smell like buttermilk). Because your baby's stools can change consistency and color depending on what he's eating or what's in your breast milk, your nose will usually tell you if something's wrong.

A formula-fed baby usually poops once or more a day and has yellow or tan bowel movements of a peanut butter-like consistency that may smell a bit. Formula-fed babies are more prone to the illnesses that cause diarrhea because they don't get the protective antibodies from breast milk.

Once your baby starts eating solids, his poop will firm up but will also change consistency based on what he's been eating — and start to smell more than before. If your baby's solid bowel movements start getting liquid again, it may be diarrhea.

While a severe case of diarrhea can alarm even the most unflappable parents, rest assured that in the U.S. most cases of diarrhea are relatively mild and don't pose a major health threat as long as your baby doesn't get dehydrated. If your baby is otherwise healthy and is getting plenty of fluids, the diarrhea will probably clear up in a couple of days. WAMP! VED!!!!
by negger March 5, 2005
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