GerIta

A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.

P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.

GerIta by Ze Mole June 27, 2009

GerIta

A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.

P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*

GerIta by .•*please kill me*•. June 11, 2018

Gerita

Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.

Did you hear about Gerita being canon?
No...
Oh....okay.

Gerita by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018

Gerita

gerita, a homosexual ship between the two characters germany and italy from hetalia, an anime with personified countrys.

person1: what is your fav hetalia ship?

person2: gerita

person2: omg mine too !!!

Gerita by leaisgay May 15, 2018

Gerta 

The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.

Hey, I'm Gerta, I care.

Gerta by rules1234 June 1, 2018

Gerijam 

A geriatric traffic jam. They are know to exist in high concentrations near popular tourist attractions.

I went to see the Eiffel Tower, but it took five hours because I got stuck behind a gerijam.

Gerijam by kreo10 July 10, 2022

genital milking 

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.

susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm

genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015