Gastarian

Something that's rare, mysterious, and/or important.

IMAGE_FRIEND is a gastarian entity.

Gastarian by Mariocheatsonhiswife February 5, 2026

Gasparino

Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.

Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her

Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Gaytalian

A very stereotypical Italian man who is also gay. Most likely to live in either North Jersey or South Philly. Tends to like gelled hair, gold chains and rim jobs. Can be an insult to really annoying Italians or simply an objective description of someone. To be a gaytalian someone must be either mostly Italian or must act in a manor that makes one believe that they are Italian.

most well known gaytalian -Marlon Brando

Wow after that break up Pete's been a real Gaytalian.

Gaytalian by 4BUzz May 15, 2009

Charles Gasparino 

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.

Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up

Charles Gasparino by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

Gasparini 

A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.

"What in the goddamn Gasparini is that resting cunt face doing now?"

Gasparini by YouKnowCoco February 7, 2023

gastroanticipointment 

The feeling one gets, including rumbling stomach, salivation, and elation; when a waitperson approaches ones table with just the right number of plates. Followed by the severe disappointment as they walk past to another table.

I thought for sure that food was for us! Now I'm hungry, and suffering gastroanticipointment!

gastroanticipointment by Farmee March 27, 2012

Gustavian

A pretentious, small-cocked, piece of shit dumbass with a contrarian attitude towards everything popular. He usually starts an argument out of nowhere and never accepts his defeat when he's wrong.

Jesus fucking Christ, dude, don't be such a fucking Gustavian. Just fucking accept that you're wrong, it's not that hard, you Gustavian. How the hell can you say Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the worst games of all time when it was received with overwhelming praise?

Gustavian by Jeremiah Jenkins November 2, 2019