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Gasparini 

A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.
"What in the goddamn Gasparini is that resting cunt face doing now?"
Gasparini by YouKnowCoco February 7, 2023
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Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Charles Gasparino 

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up
Charles Gasparino by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

Gaspalicious 

--An adjective describing the feeling where you look at an -object, gasp and fumble for words.
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumble for words
After seeing Van Gogh's 'Starry Night' paintings I was gaspalicious
Michelle Obama's dress was gaspalicious!
Gaspalicious by lostexplorer June 4, 2009

gasparilla 

a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.
some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"
gasparilla by badassjay February 21, 2007

Gasparillaed 

To make love to a partner you have known for a lengthy period of time.
Naveed gasparillaed Osha and now they are expecting a baby in 9 months.
Gasparillaed by Jaitoon October 16, 2023

gasparin 

Person that is very very pale, so white that she might get confused with a ghost.
Gasparin individuals believe that they have an olive undertone.
Kids with the gasparin effect are also called Children of the Corn.
Individuals with the gasparin effect, are also prone to Osteoporosis
Gasparin's favorite song tends to be "You are my Sunshine"
"Look at Linda, she is so gasparin that you can almost she through her."
gasparin by Peterere March 13, 2007