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A pretentious, small-cocked, piece of shit dumbass with a contrarian attitude towards everything popular. He usually starts an argument out of nowhere and never accepts his defeat when he's wrong.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude, don't be such a fucking Gustavian. Just fucking accept that you're wrong, it's not that hard, you Gustavian. How the hell can you say Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the worst games of all time when it was received with overwhelming praise?
Gustavian by Jeremiah Jenkins November 2, 2019
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gustaving 

Gustaving refers to the act of shooting infantry in Bad Company 2 with the Swedish-made Carl Gustav AT launcher.

It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.

It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.
*Player 1 is killed by Player 2s Carl Gustav rocket*
Player 1: OMG stop gustaving you n00b!
Player 2: You want some cheese with your whine?
gustaving by boegballe June 15, 2010

Gustavish 

1. The feeling of being whirled about in a tornado-like fashion;

2. Becoming too hot, too without-power, too sticky, and too uncomfortable to do anything of value;

3. Having a nasty hair day;

4. Nostalgically remembering how bad it was, but also how bad it could've been.
Angela was feeling a little Gustavish, so she decided to buy a new flat iron.

Driving down this road always puts me in a Gustavish frame of mind.
Gustavish by Arr-Jay March 3, 2009

gustafanaka 

its a mystery, being of mysterious origins
"what is gustafanaka?"
gustafanaka by unxpekted hero January 9, 2008

gustaveado 

(Verb) When somebody gives a backhanded compliment.
(Verb) When somebody keeps hitting you, once you are already dead.

(Noun) (Gustavo) Somebody who gives you false hope.
My friend who had just lost his father, got roasted by my other friend. He has been gustaveado.
gustaveado by Kenyan Drake Best RB October 21, 2020

Ben Gustavsen 

A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.
"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."
Ben Gustavsen by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011
Short, green-blue eyes, freckles. A bubbly personality, strong-willed but also kind and loving. A girl you will very likely find att Globala. She is very nice.
Did you swipe right on her?
who?
GUSTAVA!
Gustava by didsomeonesaybruh November 28, 2019
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