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garbarian

n. a fashion bandit, a person who dresses in barbarian garb
You should have seen all the garbarians at Burning Man - they totally ripped off the Mad Max theme.
by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016
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Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.
Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.
by TheS August 11, 2022
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garbering

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.
For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?
by Mister Andre March 9, 2017
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Elite Barbarians

Can a virtual character cause cancer? Yes.

Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.

But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of 1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.

But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.

Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.

Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.

Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to Grass, and the Sun in general, Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and family, and in some extreme cases, loss of real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.
Normal Clash Royale Mid Ladder deck:
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.
by A weak dick March 10, 2022
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Barbarian hello

Squeezing someone's boob as a greeting
Damn that huh just gave her a barbarian hello
by The Anialator May 31, 2017
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Gabrianna

Gabrianna (Gah-bree-anna) is a unique name given to very few girls. When pronounced correctly, it has a very beautiful ring to it. Many people who are named Gabrianna are beautiful themselves, in both body and soul. Gabriannas can be trusted and will keep secrets until their deathbed. They forgive, but never forget. Don't take their beauty as a sign of delicacy- most of them are very hardy and willing to fight for what they believe in.

Because of the name's long structure, a short middle name is often bestowed; if the child has a longer name, than an even smaller middle name might be in order to balance it out. The name is often nick'd into something shorter and easier to pronounce.
Name structure - Good
Gabrianna May Trauger
Gabrianna Jo Allen-Reitter

Name structure - Bad
Gabrianna Alicia Sheppard
Gabrianna Robin Nickson

Common nicknames for Gabrianna -

Gabby, Gabs, Gabriela, Anna, Ana, Brianna, Bri
by runlikeaninja February 13, 2010
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Barbarian Fishing

When you clog the toilet with your shit but don't have a plunger so you use your arm to break the log up.
I took a shit at Joes house and it clogged the toilet, but he didn't have a plunger so I had to resort to barbarian fishing as to not make a scene.
by XxEpicTacosxX December 3, 2016
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